True Gamers Never Die, We Respawn! [18+]

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Warning: Tagged [18+] for Strong Language, Sexual Scenes, Gore, Violence. 






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by jmlikestorock009




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"This is no rabble of mindless college students! Their Plot Armor is thick and their idiocy broad!" 
                  
                                                - Gimli, Son of Gloin






My name is Miguel Arevalo


I used to be a college student


Until...


*DING!*


You're in an RPG Apocalypse... You're so screwed!


*The MC whistled...*


When you're in an RPG apocalypse,


You've got nothing...


No cars,


No electricity,


No phones,


No weapons.


You're stuck in whatever shithole you're into...


"Where am I?" I asked.


"In a restaurant..." The author responded.


You do whatever it takes to survive...


*Unnecessary kabooms and explosions everywhere while the MC is running... in slow motion.*


You rely on anyone who's not a monster...


A sadistic and sexy classmate...


"Shall we kill them?" asked Claire.


A shy and clumsy childhood friend...


"I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" said Dianne.


Your handsome best friend who's too greedy and taking all the girls for himself


"I'll keep this item for you..." Eric said as he held the loot.


The waitress too...


"Help me!!!"  Melissa screamed as she ran from the goblin.


Bottom line,


As long as you're screwed...


You're stuck with these clowns...


*MC wears his sunglasses...*





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No Respawn - An asshole's perspective of RPG Apocalypse

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http://forum.royalroadl.com/showthread.php?tid=80194